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Park closure update (08/05/2008):Parts of the Blue Mountains national park are closed. Check the above site for the current status. OAKS TRACK RE-OPENED! But keep an eye on http://www.environment.nsw.gov.au/NationalParks/FireClosure.aspx just in case... In my opinion the work has been too wide and ugly. On the up side for beginners, the track has been rolled, and is very smooth on a good base. For experienced riders? The firetrail is pretty boring, unless you take advantage of the smoothness for some high speed XC riding - not the wisest idea on a crowded weekend. The singletrack's still fun. |
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As a kid I rode Malvern Stars and dragsters around the streets of Blaxland and hit the trails on my lawn mower engined mini bike. Nowadays, I live a little further west, still in the Blue Mountains (west of Sydney, Oz - a city within a National Park and now World Heritage listed), and do my trail riding on mountain bikes - there are some great trails locally, with some big hills to struggle up, but big hills are great fun going back down! |
All rides are rated in fat hippies
- one fat hippy means grab a slice of pizza and
stay on the beanbag, two means not bad, three means well worth a ride, four
is a great ride and five means stop looking at your computer, go ride it! A
new category of no fat hippy
means the track should be avoided - it's a climb, a walk, or just lame.
To put my reviews into some sort of perspective, here's some info about me.
To get you started, here's just some of the rides I reckon are pretty good - as white on black won't print, each review also comes with a black on white, low graphic version for printing. Tracks reviewed below were ridden between 1999 and 2005 - apart from the tracks to avoid, which I'm not doing again! The Oaks and St Helena were recently voted as NSW's most popular mtb rides by readers of Australian Mountain Bike magazine - which probably makes them the most popular in Australia.
Note that tracks and National Parks may be closed as a result of bushfires, on days of extremely high fire danger, or for other reasons. Check with NPWS before riding - regardless of what I've written, tracks may be closed. High winds around September and October tend to bring a lot of trees down - take care!
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WTF?? I've bought a road bike - oh the shame of it all!
It's new, and it's experimental - at last I'm getting the things small enough to download while still being watchable.

bwahahahahahaha!
| Anderson's fire trail | not the big downhill, but nearby. Featuring hippycam (tm) - music soundtrack (spiderbait). 32 seconds, 1029 KB |
| Hodgie, Helen and the hippy | having fun on the waterbars of the Dipper - an alternative start point for Lawson Ridge. 19 seconds, 2720 KB, no sound. Camera the fat hippy and hodgie |
| Splash! The hippy goes for an unexpected swim | <Goons>"he's fallen in the water"</Goons> Terrace Falls, wmv format, 570 KB. Camera (and laugh track) hodgie. 4/12/2004 |
| mtb-oz Xmas in July in August 04 ride | The Oaks, wmv format, 1.39 MB. Featuring hippycam (tm) - no sound. |
| Oaks singletrack | mtb-oz Xmas in July in August 04, wmv format, 2.14 MB. Featuring hippycam (tm) - music soundtrack (sonic animation) |
| Sam loses it over Faceplant | "one last time for the camera" - St Helena, mtb-oz list ride, wmv format, 204 KB. Camera the fat hippy |
Lost World Lookout - St Helena (new - Jun 08) |
some of the mtb-oz crew visit the Lost World Lookout, out on the St Helena track. 8.26mb, 2:11 mins. Featuring hippycam (tm) - Music Soundtrack (Booker T and the MGs) |
More video footage of mine, plus some really good mtb footage from the rest of the 26" crew can be found on the 26inches.com DVDs
I've also created a google site - 100 MB of storage is twice what I have here, so I'll gradually fill it chock full of mtb stuff as well. At present, there's video from a sekrit track and some of the Ingar downhill.

Most of these rides can be found on Lands and Property Information Topographic Maps:
These maps are widely available - as well as the LPI and its agents, local servos, newsagencies, tourist/bushwalking/camping shops all carry a range. Maps are pretty cheap but valuable, and are a big help if you get confused with my notes - and of course to find other rides! Online maps: The Department of Lands now has online topos - see http://maps.nsw.gov.au/. What about aerial photos? Try the Department of Lands' Airview site. Enter the suburb you want, and a map is produced, click on the map to highlight an area, and press the Display photo button. You'll get an aerial photo, on which the tracks are often very clear. Just click on the plane icons to get the adjacent photo. I like the site because you can get a good idea of the type of terrain you are crossing, and you might find tracks you didn't know about!
I've been tidying up! The fat hippy's home made bike lights can now be found at their new home. Please adjust your bookmarks. NEW! (Sept 07) a shootout between home mades, commercial AY-UP Luxeon LED lights and AY-UP CREE LED lights.
My links have also gone to their own page - please adjust your bookmarks.

another fAt hIpPy production
Standard disclaimer: Like all outdoor activities, mountain bike riding can result in serious or fatal injury. Track conditions may have changed since these reviews. Don't ride beyond your ability. If you fall off it's your own fault.
Unless otherwise stated, all text, images, thoughts, comments, opinions etc expressed herein are mine, and should not be taken to represent anyone else. If you don't like anything I've said, sorry, just change the channel.
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